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@@ -506,4 +506,12 @@ each significantly affect several secondary timing and word-execution
 metrics, in the expected direction, with almost no interaction between
 them --- and neither factor moves $K$ at all.
 
+\bigskip
+\begin{minipage}{\textwidth}
+\centering
+\rule{0.6\textwidth}{0.4pt}\\[1em]
+{\Huge\itshape Still fucking chasing\\[0.2em] the mongoose tail.}\\[1em]
+{\large --- Captain Bob}
+\end{minipage}
+
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